Buttholes Birth Canals and Aliens

The aliens are here and they are out here knocking up our ladies and not even paying child support according to the U.S. Government. Dex explains that aliens do not visit black neighborhoods because of black funerals at nightclubs with the deceased propped up on stage on display. Dex celebrates a police chief being fired and held accountable for not doing her job. Dex is promoted to the position of parity inclusion officer by a transgender victim. You can now find Dex on Tik Tok and he explains his disgust with the shallowness of social media with the constant bombardment of buttholes and birth canals. He further explains why he refuses to let his kids have cell phones and participate in social media at their young ages.